Jonah Falcon - Penis Size MATTERS

Biggest of all - Jonah Falcon

We all have wondered about it and still do. The question has probably been asked just as many times at it was not asked because even those who do not dare to ask it, still want to know:

Who has the biggest penis in the world?

Happy to be able to answer that question, here he is.

Jonah Falcon is the man. The man among men or - compared to most other men and smalldicks - the man among boys.

Jonah Falcon was born July 29, 1970 in Brooklyn, New York, USA.

Birth Name: Jonah Adam Falcon

Height: 5' 9" (1.75 m)

Jonah Falcon, American actor and writer, is best known for owning the reputedly largest documented penis in the world at 13.5 inches (measured on camera by HBO and British TV's Rapido TV/Yankee Panky.) Reputed in OUT magazine to be the biological son of John Holmes.

He gained media attention after appearing in the HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in 1999, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises. Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003, so Jonah gained additional coverage after that.

He also appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called “ The World’s Biggest Penis.”, in early 2006. His penis large size also led him to many appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.

Jonah's Filmography:
Man on a Ledge (2012) “Chef” (actor)
Across the Universe (2007) “Protester (uncredited)” (actor)
The Good Shepherd (2006) “Waiter (uncredited)” (actor)
Just My Luck (2006) “Best Man at Wedding (uncredited)” (actor)
The Sopranos (2006) “Dave” (actor)
Law & Order (2003) “Juror #2” (actor)
City by the Sea (2002) “Fast Food Employee (uncredited)” (actor)
Death to Smoochy (2002) “Man (uncredited)” (actor)
A Beautiful Mind (2001) “Mental Patient (uncredited)” (actor)
Ed (2000) “Barfly” (actor)
Madigan Men (2000) (actor)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999) “Juror” (actor)
Melrose Place (1998) “Waiter” (actor)
A, B, C... Manhattan (1997) “Musician (uncredited)” (actor)
Eddie (1996) “Knicks Fan (uncredited)” (actor)
Mercy (1995) “Disgusting Drunk (uncredited)” (actor)
The Daily Show (2010) “Himself”
Howard Stern on Demand (2008) “Himself”
Jensen! (2008) “Himself”
World's Biggest Penis (2006) “Himself”
Private Dicks: Men Exposed (1999) “Himself”

Rolling Stone has reported Falcon’s penis as 9.5 inches in length when flaccid, and an 13.5 inches in length when erect. On March 2, 2010 he appeared on The Daily Show, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin. While in the show, Samantha Bee tried to convince Jonah to take another road, and that is the pornography industry. Falcon refused, “It would be just the easy way out…it’s not going to help my legit acting career.”, he said.

As for his acting career, Jonah appeared as a background actor in NBC’s sitcom Ed, FOX’s Melrose Place, Law & Order etc. Jonah also worked on A beautiful Mind, The Good Shepherd, Death to Smoochy, and Eddie.

He has also appeared in a segment of Yanky Panky, which is a British television show. Jonah can be seen in Just My Luck as Dean Cochran’s man, in the wedding scene.

Falcon hosts an hour-long cable television show devoted to the baseball team called Talkin’ Yankess, on MNN, a public access channel on Manhattan’s Time Warner Cable.

Taken from Rolling Stones MR BIG article about him:

"Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches."

Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.

Jonah Falcon preferred not to enter the industry of porn, although he had various offers. Many wonder why, when he could have been more famous than John Holmes and other porn actors. Falcon refused, saying it would be "just the easy way out ... it's not going to help my legit acting career."

One thing is for sure: Jonah Falcon has not had the fame and appreciation he deserves. Many of us have not even heard about him. Maybe those who did never talked much about it or showed their admiration for him, maybe those who knew about him and met him, did not know how to behave or how to show their admiration.

People still have not learned how to show their open admiration for superior men or they show their curiousity and interest about the penis, not the man who possesses it.

Being the man with the biggest cock is much more than just that. It is also to be the most impressive, most manly, most admirable man. In a better world, Jonah Falcon would have all the fame, fortune, admiration and worshipers he deserves, we would see statues of him, we would give him the status of being the greatest man of all.

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Comments

The first word that comes to my mind when I look at this is MASSIVE! Even when soft, at 9.5 inches, he is bigger than most men would ever hope to be when hard.
To have something that massive hanging between your legs at all times must be rather awkward at times. There is no real way to hide it. Finding comfortable clothes that doesn't chafe must be a bit difficult. I'm 6 inches flaccid, a far cry from Mr. Falcon, but still pretty big and I wear relaxed fit jeans and pleated dress pants just to have enough room in the crotch to be comfortable, especially when sitting in meetings that can drag for hours at a time. There is a webpage within this site stating that guys with big cocks should wear tight fitting pants. I appreciate that point of view but, speaking from first hand experience, I have to say it really isn't comfortable. Mr. Falcon must fimd it even more of a challenge than me or anyone else for that matter.
The other thing is how much blood does it take to get that thing hard? To go from 9.5 to 13.5 inches along with a proportional increase in girth would take an enormous amount of blood. Some blood is borrowed from the brain during arousal, but this guy would black out if all of the blood needed came from there. There must be a fairly large amount circulating through it at all times. Any guesses as to how much it weighs? I'm going to compare it to a big salami at the supermarket to get an estimate.

old fart

The saying of hung like a horse is no longer true - he would give a lots of horses a run for their money. I am in awe

Microboy

Actually the human body can function just fine with just one liter of blood. And since the human boddy consist of 5 liters Im pretty sure its no problem for him to get it up

Daniel

this beaty cock I ever seen in my life

Michael Robinson