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In the men's room

 
 
     
 


 

 
 
     
 

For most men it is a natural, easy thing: Taking a pee in the men's room. They talk to their friends there, answer the cell phone and they do not spend any thoughts about where they are. Just taking a pee. But for many smalldicks, going to the men's room is a terrifying thing.

 
     
 
     
 

 
     
 
     
 

They hope it will be empty inside and they hope there will be a toilet seat with a door to close so they do not have to stand at the urinal and pee. If there is not, they will always choose to stand at the end of the urinal turning away from the other places so nobody will see their dicks when they have to take them out.

 
     
 
     
 

 
     
 
     
 

They never relax, they always have the feeling that they are being watched.

 
     
 
     
 

 
     
 
     
  A smalldick always fears and expects people to see his little dick and start laughing.   
     
 
     
 

 
     
 
     
 

The urinal is a place where only real men can feel natural and relaxed.

 
     
 
     
 

 
     
 
     
 

There is however another reason why the smalldicks choose not to stand at the urinal to pee.

 
     
 
     
 

     

 
     
 
     
 

Standing up and pee is easy for a real man but it just does not work for a smalldick. When the penis is short, it is a problem to pee without wheatering and loitering down his pants. It is just the laws of physics. If the penis long enough, the pants will remain dry. The only chance for smalldicks to keep dry, is by sitting down like women.

 
     
 
     
 

     

 
     
 
     
 

With a short, little dick it can go so wrong.

 
     
 
     
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How can i manage to take a leak without pissing on my balls ?

I have a very small penis 1.25 inches flaccid, and around 1 inch ( almost invisible ) in cold conditions and 3 inches when erect ...so obviously when flaccid it's hard to piss without pissing on my balls. It's very annoying every time I piss, I end up dribbling all of it on my balls or I have to try and make it erect so that I can aim properly ... It really wastes my time, any suggestions on how can I avoid dribbling on my balls ?

 
  smallcock  
     
     
 

How to take a leak without pissing on your balls

I know just what you mean about pissing on my balls because I also have a very tiny dick, here's what I do, sit on the toilet backwards. Why? this way you get every last drop of piss out of your dick and cleanup
is a breeze because you really don't have to use any toilet paper.
I use baby wipes myself, but that's another story.

 
  Jim  
     
 
I always sit because of my smallness. I used to enjoy the laughs I received at urinals but i would always wet my pants.
 
  little ricky  
     
     
  Pissing can be mundane or can be a real joy ! Being pissed on might just be a whole complete sexual mental ejaculation!!  
  Jeffrey Wells  
     
     
  Considering that a lot of men and women go to bars to pickup the opposite sex, its important that is teenieweenies are identified before we can disapoint a woman. To this end the urinals shouldnt have barriers between them so there is no hiding our tinytools. Really forward thinking bars would also have the urinals set into one way mirrors - the guys just see their own reflection (and packages) but on the other side is the ladies restroom so the Women are free to check out what the guy who is trying to chat her up has in his pants.  
  teenieweeniedanny  
     
     
  I always sit down to piss no matter where I am. If I tried to use the urinal, I would piss all over myself or be laughed away by the real men. I have experienced both of these humiliating outcomes.  
  small dick jimmy
 
 
     
  It is best in a scummy dive bar: most don\'t have doors on th e stall, so I am completely exposed while I am forced to pop a womanly squat like a bitch. Even those that provide doors usually have filthy, piss-stained seats. This helps remind me of where I fall in the pecking (pecker) order.  
     
     
  I was hoping to post a comment on your Bull cuckold page. I love the idea of a stud showing up to dominate and impregnate a smallcock\'s wife. In your text, you mentioned that the stud might come back later to admire his progeny..  
  Patrick
 
 
     
  "as the children you made grow, visit them occasionally and one day they will be there for you to love you and show you their pride.\"  
     
     
  I think it is even more important for the stud to visit the boys he has fathered and help them to realize their role as stud (if they have inherited his studly attribute). He can teach those boys about their manhood and how it works and what their responsibility to procreate means.  
     
   

I sit to pee about 80% of the time, mainly standing when in a rush or if my wife is near(she dosen't know I started doing this), or in busy mens rooms, but it is true there are always drips on my pants,boxers, and sometimes my fingers when I stand. I also get real "gun shy" at the unrinal and as I strain to pee, trying to make it look like I need to use my whole hand to hold my tiny member, it seems as if my penis retracts and I offten just flush the urinal and leave without even going for fear that me standing there for so long with no "pee sounds" would invite someone to see my shame.
As I wright this, i think I am going to use the urinals in public, just to see someone does take a peek, or say something, it has never happened before despite my fear of it, but maybe if I stay until I am able to go, I'll like it if they do say something and at the least I will be able to releave myself.
 

 
  Teenie Weenie Paul
 
 
     
  i always sit down to pee only real men shoulkd have the opertunity to stand up and pee mom taught me to sit like a girl  
  anjo  
     
     
  Love it when ur at the urinal and the man next to u have to and there is the look that says it all we love this even if it hard to a with a 1 and half inch stub  
  Lil chris  
     
     
  The moment that got me started on sph (and confirmed to me that I was truly small) was at a trough urinal at the back of a baseball field. I was seventeen and had borrowed my uncle Bill's cleats to play with my cousins. My uncle walked up next to me as I unzipped, looked over and down at me, and I'll never forget what he said.
 
"Kid, you'd be better off finding yourself a stall than letting that little guy dribble off your balls and onto my Nikes."
 
  Danny  
     
 

 

 
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