Penis Size MATTERS


Phallic food


	Many foods like bananas, asparagus, carrots, cucumbers are considered aphrodisiacs because they resemble the penis.



	Bananas




	The first thing we think about when we see a banana is its shape. How the banana is phallus-shaped. More concretely: it resembles an erect human penis, complete with slight curve. Even the size of bananas is close to the size of penises, with the same variations of small, average and big ones.






	A woman's lips around a banana, her tongue licking it and sucking it, will make anyone - even the most prudish - think about fellatio.



	The banana is used not only for fellatio but also for masturbating. It is hard enough to work as a dildo and big and fat enough to give pleasure.






	For women wanting to practice deep troating, a big penis is useful, so she is prepared when the time comes to meet a real man.


	Jennifer Aniston fellating foods in the new movie Horrible Bosses.




	Banana Café in St. Tropez


	UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste on a beach in Saint-Tropez, France, smooching the banana/penis statue.





	Bananas by: Yolanda Shoshana Most people are surprised when I tell them that the banana is an aphrodisiac. They know that the shape suggests something, but do not know that it packs a serious punch to the libido when eaten. Who would have thought that besides using a banana to learn how to give a good blowjob, there are other benefits? Obviously, the phallic shape of the banana is great for giving someone who loves a nice penis a twinkle in their eye. The banana flower as a whole is quite erotic. It has phallus tapers and a bulb shaped base. The feel of the banana is also soft and fleshy adding to the sensual aspect of the fruit. A little unknown fact is that women would use bananas as dildos before vibrators were so readily available. In Central America they drink the sap from the red banana, which is sweeter and softer than the yellow banana and known to be an elixir of love. The Hindus regard bananas as a sign of fertility. There is an Islamic myth that states that Adam and Eve did not cover themselves in fig leaves, but in banana leaves to cover their nudity. Bananas are full of vitamins A. B. C, potassium, protein, iron, and fiber. It also contains the enzyme, bromelain which can be great for the production of testosterone. Bananas would be great as your finger food for foreplay. You can accompany with another aphrodisiac by dipping in either honey or chocolate. Yolanda Shoshana “Shoshi” is a lifestyle provocateur: sex goddess, courtesan coach™, perfume creatrix, love maker, wedding officiant, and new thought speaker. She has a new lifestyle show on Mingle Media TV called, Courtesan Candy. Follow her on Twitter @Shoshi





	Cucumbers



	A cucumber can be simply irresistable for a woman, especially if she does not have a man with a big penis.



	The cucumber is perfect for vaginal masturbation.



	It is hard and big, feeling almost as fantastic as a real man's big penis.



	The cucumber is long, she can practice really deep penetration.



	Using two cucumbers, she can experience incredible, full penetration.






	The cucumber is probably the most popular organic dildo, with its slightly rough surface making an extra excitement when inserting it. It is easy to hold when putting it inside the vagina and ass hole.




	35-year-old Iren Harsca, from Esztergom, Hungary, said that when she got it back from the greengrocers she couldn't bring herself to chop up the vegetable, which looks entertainingly like a set of male genitalia. 'Then I realised what it was. It reminded me of my husband too much and I really love him, so I didn't have the heart to cut it up,' explained Iren.





	Sausages & hot dogs



	Sausages have become synonymous with penises, a penis is commonly called a sausage, especially used for describing a penis as big, like a bratwurst below.






	While sausage refers to a real penis, the hot dogs are used to describe tiny, useless small dicks. Weenies, wieners are small dicks, sized as thin, short hot dogs and wiener sausages.


	Not her biggest sensation.




	Everyone loves a good wiener. But which frankfurter is the most satisfying? The humble Ball Park Beef Frank, measuring only 4.6 inches, barely fills the bun. On the other hand, a single Polish kielbasa comes in almost 20 inches in length. It might be big enough for the whole gang, but it is a bit unwieldy, so you had better know what you are doing. Just be sure that your wiener is not mocked at the next backyard barbecue by keeping in mind that the average hot dog bun is six inches long.



	A special penis cake will make the birthday happier.