Home phalluses

Phalluses as home decorations might seem just amusing at first. Some seem to be useful in the bedroom to make your partner and yourself get horny.

But the phalluses are much more than that. Whether they are small decorations in a corner of a room or big furnitures, they there all the time and they will be watched.

Even if we do not think about things we watch, our brains register and use information from what we see. We will be affected by this information and act and feel in certain ways depending on that information.

The phalluses serve as reminders. They remind the men to think and care about their penises, so they make sure to have their penises pleased and served often.

For a woman watching the phalluses in her home, she will be constantly reminded by penises, she will be more excited to have sex, to feel how the penis gives her pleasure and she will become a better penis worshipper, caring more to suck and please her husband's or lover's penis to give it perfect pleasure. His penis becomes an icon, depicted in the phalluses she watches until he comes home with his real penis.

Fill up your penis-shaped shower caddy with your favorite shampoo and enjoy “8-inches of bathroom pleasure.