Phalluses for kids

Phallic insect toy

It is supposed to be some kind of insect, perhaps a butterfly, but the proportions are all wrong. Very, very wrong. The truth is that any small change, like making the wings bigger, or making the head smaller or larger, would reduce the “OMG, that’s a penis!” effect this toy evokes. But no, they got it just right.

Dora Aquapet

Happy Meal

A phallic toy in a happy meal in Cairo, Egypt.

Toypedo

This is a toy torpedo. The packaging also features a child holding the phallic toy.

Horny Pooh

Mickey Mouse

This image is an internet favorite, popping up on anti-Disney websites, when Mickey is holding a blue dildo.

The Little Mermaid

The poster for Disney’sThe Little Mermaid artwork bears an unmistakable resemblance to a penis.

Toy Story

Buzz Lightyear Cup. Cups like these were sold to promote the movie Toy Story.

Elephant with a penis nose.

Phallic Spiderman Joystick

Joysticks are by function necessarily phallic, but this one takes things just a bit further than most, what with the ribbed shaft, the engorged top, and the ornamented tip. This cannot be accidental.
"Your skills as the web-slinging hero will be put to the ultimate test with five action-packed games inside one controller," says the copy accompanying the product.
 

Phallus at playground entrance

Kids slide

Członkociuchcia in Poland. The cock cock train contains a kid's slide where the kids slide inside the phallus.

Giant Inflatable Monkey Crotch