TSA Screeners Will Laugh At Your Small Penis

If You Have a Small Penis, Beware Those Full-Body Scanners

As if we weren't already terrified of these new X-Ray Body Scanners from our "friends" at the Transportation Security Administration, now we learn that TSA employees will take the chance to have fun with smalldicks.

During a recent training session for TSA screeners at Miami International Airport, everyone was asked to walk through the body-scanning machines to try them out. Apparently, a tester named Roland Negrin was mocked by his boss for having a small penis and other co-workers are said to be mocking him.

According to the police report, Negron confronted him in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.

Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.

Negron stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," the report reads.

Now he has been arrested, and instead of just a few co-workers at the TSA, everyone knows about his undersized penis, So if you have a small penis, prepare for new technical ways for people to find out what a smalldick you are.

And would-be bomber with small penis’s are duly warned…