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When a significant new boy comes on to the scene,
it’s imperative that you ask yourself a few pertinent questions.
Is he lovely? Is he kind? Does he have a penis you could live with for the
rest of your life?
The last is important, see, because I don’t pick out crockery for a future
with a small penis. I have found that a diminutive member is riddled with
issues and the harbinger of dismal sex. In addition, it’s simply
dangerous.
Point. I once gave a guy a hernia during sex. Well, I say ‘I’ when really
he gave himself one. While I’d like to claim it was due to sexual
gymnastics of Olympian proportions, it was, in fact, due to his heroic
attempt to make his little peen do something that it was not capable of:
give pleasure.
The man had a dick that bore an uncanny resemblance to my thumb. Only less
hard. It was unfortunate.
For a week I played the dutiful girlfriend tending the wounded man that
had busted a gut in our first throes of rupture rapture. I held his hand
on the way to surgery and brought him crème brûlée while he lolled about
in a drugged post-op stupor. But as soon as he was able to keep the
pudding down, I bid my adieus to him and his tiny willy and skipped out of
the hospital never to look back.
Superficial? I’m ok with that. It’s no more superficial than choosing a
man for his intelligence, witty humour or bank balance. It either works
for you, or it doesn’t. I know guys who won’t date ‘fat chicks’ or
blondes. For myself, I don’t want to play with The Little Penis That
Could. And although there’s a lot to be said for all that motion of the
ocean blah blah, I get seasick on dinghies.
Size and general penis health does matter and any woman that tells you
otherwise is either lying or has never had the pleasure of hosting a Tom
Thumb. Or a Godzilla for that matter.
And there’s the rub. While the men reading this might be getting their
ball sacks in a twist about it, ya’ll need to understand that a good penis
is the average penis – not too big, not too small, good on girth and hard
like the rock.
That last one’s the real kicker actually. Ever heard the phrase ‘it’s like
trying to shove a marshmallow in a two-penny slot’? Yup. Lay off the
smokes and booze bucko and get some exercise. No matter how brilliant you
think your super-cock is, if all you can manage is a semi on a good day,
you’ve got problems.
Now look, don’t get me wrong. It’s not that women the world over are
collectively bemoaning their partner’s penis size. If they want more of
anything it’s probably more kissing, more cuddling, more oral and more
tenderness.…But for myself, I want all of that AND a good penis.
I’m demanding that way.
So I simply don’t get involved with small- or limp-dick men. It’s a
lifestyle choice. I don’t want to be using buttplugs to enjoy a vaginal
orgasm during penetration for the rest of my life.
Anyway.
New boy reckons that its more about compatible genitals. That much like
the twin soul theory, for every penis out there, is an equal and
compatible vaginal canal or butt hole. Perhaps so. After all, hernia boy’s
peen eventually did the business it was created for – he found a
significant other with whom to sire three beautiful children and they’re
living the happily ever after now.
So I suppose if a penis can do what it’s meant to do in the bigger scheme
of things, regardless of its size, it’s all good. I’d just like a little
pleasure with my procreation.
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While this has been a heated debate for probably decades,
the internet has finally found a solution to ask women
around the world the question that has been burning on us,
men, since time began; Is my dick big enough?
While writing this article, various forums, women's chat
rooms and official surveys where examined that lead to a
very consistent pattern; small penises are not welcome
inside a women's vagina (below 5 inches in length and less
than 4.5 inches in girth) while majority of women enjoyed
penis sizes up to 11 inches long with a girth ranging from 6
to 7 inches.
A detailed breakdown of this review of preferred women's
choice is as follows:
Women DO NOT like:
- Penis size smaller than 5 inches in length, at all,
and no female fancied a dick with a less circumference
than 4 1/2 inches. Furthermore, women where as brutal when
it came to too large penises and voted that a penis
weighing in more than 7 1/4 in circumference no matter the
length was unacceptable.
What women DO like:
- Most females preferred a penis length from 7 to 11
inches end voted for that size to be enjoyable.
- The second runner up where females that liked there
men to be at least 8 inches in length with a circumference
ranging from 5 3/4th of an inch to 7 inches.
- The most interesting group where those that rated the
penis size being very satisfying but not ideal and
majority of those voted from length from 6 to 9 inches and
circumference from 5 3/4th inches to 6 3/4 inches.
- The HOT SPOT was determined by the narrowest group but
most voted for in the survey. In that group, they rated
the Ideal penis size to be 7 1/4th of an inch to 8 1/4th
of an inch, and circumference of 6 1/4 to 6 1/2.
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